I will be playing Santa Claus for two kindergartens tomorrow. I was sitting in my living room trying to memorize the script and I came across this gem:
~A Student will ask: What do you do everyday?
Me [as Santa]: I go to the mountains and cut trees to make magic tops. On other days, I make preparations for Christmas Day. I make maps to follow while I deliver presents, and search for where good children live.~
There ya have it folks: apparently Santa destroys forests to make dreidels. Magical dreidels.